Mack a Roni!
Did Toni rig it?
Rigatoni did it!
Why so red?
Cuz Marinara!
What about Pesto?
He's too green!
So Bowtie pasta?
He's too debonair!
Then Miss Rotini?
She's too curly!
How about Penne?
She's too cheap!
So Mack a Roni!
Mack a Roni!
That's right!
He did it!
So what did Mack do? I don't know. That's the mystery! Hope you enjoyed this pasta riddle. Have pancakes in your griddle. Although you might end up with a big middle. But at least you're not a fiddle. Fiddle dee dee! Fish stix and fish fur! I don't even know who came up with those phrases!